So I was eating a Popsicle when all the sudden I heard a chirping. I went into my garage to see where it was coming from. There was a freaking bird on the window sill eight feet in the air, trying to fly out a closed window! I opened the garage and the bird still tried to fly out the glass. I tried to push it out the garage door with a broom, but it was SO convinced on going out the window. After about a half hour of several attempts, I called some neighbors, and we all ate more Popsicles while pondering what to do about the bird. Eventually we got the bird out. That was seriously the STUPIDEST bird I’ve ever seen.